PKR Oops, I did it again...Round 2 complete!

[Bionic woman2]

Pins and Needles
Needles and Pins
A HAPPY Woman
Is a Woman who GRINS!

CHEESE! ​

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Woke up with an immobile leg, or at least it felt that way... COME ON ALREADY! It will be 11 weeks tomorrow. The minute I feel like... okay, I'm getting there, here comes the set back. BOOOOO!

I must admit I've done a couple of things to delay my progress. daughter stalker and Becca, if you EVER hear me say ANYTHING about an ODIC card, you have my permission to cobbler me to the point where I won't be able to do anything but rest, ice and elevate! lol Howeverrrrrrr, sometimes my leg hurts because it can and it's just a random acts of unkindness happening. NOT FAIR! I wanna be like the 2 week recovery people who throw their canes down and do their thing!

The dictionary.com word for today was:
pari passu \PAH-ree PAHS-soo; Eng. PAIR-ahy PAS-oo, PAIR-ee\, adverb:
1. with equal pace or progress; side by side.
2. without partiality; equably; fairly.

Can you say... RIGHT ON TIME!
Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery is NOT pari passu! Whah!
The only thing stopping me from calling the WHAMBULANCE right now is that I know this will pass. The only problem is September 18th, when I do it all over againnnnn... WHAH! I think I may have called them this time. Yes, Hellwo... is thwis the Whambulance?? lol

Did I mention that my son is home today because of the holiday and he is SCREAMING TO THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS at the video game he's playing! THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY! He's been at it for over an hour already. I just put on my headphones and logged onto Pandora radio. Aaaah! Although I can still hear him saying, "Are you kidding me... Oh my God!" through the soft piano and water falls, it's muffled, so I'll take it.

Oooo, I just remembered he got me a portable waterfall with a dazzling light for my birthday last year. Smart kid huh, he knew it would come in handy.

Think I'll fill it up, plug it in and let Calgon take me away.

Oh Happy Day everybody!

 

[daughter stalker]

Happy Labor Day, @Wonder

 

[daughter stalker]

All out of cheese! No whine either. All out of both... I hope you have a better evening than you had this morning.

 

[Bionic woman2]

Re-post Pink​

I've been thinking about this, and was gonna suggest this earlier. I just didn't know where to post it. Here is a good a place as any... I think we should have an annual Knee Replacement/Hip Replacement Reunion. We can share our victories defeats in person, have a beverage , cut a rug , or just celebrate one another. We can do whatever we're up to. It can move from state to state here in the US, whoever can make it, can make. Eventually, it will come to a city near you.

Maybe we can set up a Skype account for those who can't make, or the BS members over seas. Eventually, or simultaneously over seas members can host one as well. It will probably take a bit of elbow grease, planning and time to get it off the ground, but it could work. I'm thinking the summer months would be great time for it.


What do you guys think?

I'm gonna tag Josephine and see what she thinks. Pray for me.

 

[daughter stalker]

Bionic woman2, I can't here you! The squealing from those pixies you squeezed to make that dust I took from you are too loud.

 

[Bionic woman2]

DS, you better give me my dust back, I need my fix. When I was growing up there was a rap song called, "Dust is a Must." Yeah, it was a song for crackheads, but they were called dustheads back then I guess.

 

[daughter stalker]

Bionic woman2 Dusthead???

 

[Bionic woman2]

Who drew that? Did you? lol DS, they are coming for you... the men in the psychedelic jackets, THAT'S WHO! They just left my house. I hid under the bed with my pixie dust.

 

[daughter stalker]

Google the word dustheads. It is the first image posted. The men in the psychedelic jackets are afraid of my house. Oh my...I thought you would never get down under the bed!!! Well for pixie dust I guess you would do anything. I don't believe there is pixie dust under your bed. I heard there were dust bunnies under there.

 

[Bionic woman2]

Rabbits at this point! lol

 

[Becca]

Oh my...I thought you would never get down under the bed!!! Well for pixie dust I guess you would do anything. I don't believe there is pixie dust under your bed. I heard there were dust bunnies under there.

There is too much fun going on here, ladies!

I am impressed by any of us Bonesmarties getting down under the bed at this point, or even just on the floor. There must be not only pixie dust but some mighty important information under the Alchemist's bed!

 

[Becca]

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Woke up with an immobile leg, or at least it felt that way... COME ON ALREADY! It will be 11 weeks tomorrow. The minute I feel like... okay, I'm getting there, here comes the set back. BOOOOO!

So, this is the point where we remind you, Bionic woman2 to have patience! There are good days and less good days but more good days than not. I am 12 weeks today. Happy anniversary to us both! Not trying to minimize your whine...I was feeling mighty sorry for myself yesterday. :rolleyes: So, what we both want to know is when will we feel normal! And have a normal day! No elevating! No icing! No weird pains! Yea! That is what I want! Who is in?



I must admit I've done a couple of things to delay my progress. daughter stalker and Becca, if you EVER hear me say ANYTHING about an ODIC card, you have my permission to cobbler me to the point where I won't be able to do anything but rest, ice and elevate!

Sometimes my leg hurts because it can and it's just a random acts of unkindness happening. NOT FAIR!
Yep. And while you are suffering, you hear something about one of the 2 week people.

I think these 2 week people are imaginary and live in the minds of our OSs!



Recovery from Knee Replacement Surgery is NOT pari passu! Whah!
You can say that again! Whah!




Did I mention that my son is home today because of the holiday and he is SCREAMING TO THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS at the video game he's playing!

You are amazing to be dealing with a teen and recuperating by yourself. Remember that! It is a difficult job even without the knee! You are doing very well and definitely deserve a treat! Throw that canedown and go whip up some cupcakes! And don't forget the headphones!


Have a great rest of the evening!

 

[Bionic woman2]

Previously, I had said that the day I can squat down and tie someone's shoe, it was gonna be my new Birthday. I changed my mind, the day that I wake up without any pain THAT DAY is gonna be my NEW BIRTHDAY!

Today is NOT that day. In fact, I'm not sure when that day is gonna come. Thought I was getting close to recouping one knee, then I did something normal, but stupid. So, I'm not running out buying party hats and noise makers just yet.

My son made a brilliant point (and it wasn't the idiot savant son. I was the ADHD-It's All About Me one.) He asked me "What shoes were you wearing when you went out dancing?" Aaaaah! the light went on, they were less than 2 inches, and it was a wedge heel but apparently, the pressure of the slant added to the pain. I couldn't figure it out before. I hadn't been on my feet long, there were no James Brown splits. I wasn't droppin' it like it was hot, warm, or even easing it down like it was old.

Not to worry though, because I have hung up those shoes and any other shoes who think they can buggy, way in the back of my closet WITH my ODIC card. 2 weeks to my next surgery. It's time to heal. I plan on doing everything in my power to help, NOT HURT this effort.

I hope everyone is having a kneerrific day!
Just made that up, but you can use it for a small royalty fee.

Oh, don't forget to Smile.... It's good for the environment.

 

[Bionic woman2]

There must be not only pixie dust but some mighty important information under the Alchemist's bed!​

Yep Becca, there would have to be a whole lot so information being exchanged under MY bed for me to get down there! I'm talking Top Shelf oops, I mean Top secret information with mega PROOF going on. lol
I now truly now the meaning of "I've fallen and I can't get up!" About to order a "Clap-on" light thingy too. That might be problem with my dancing machine self though. Hmmm, as long as I don't start dancing in my sleep, the lights should stay off at night.

Hope you are having a painless day as possible.

 

[Bionic woman2]

I made a funny folks, so it's time for...​

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Re-post Pink​

I often thought how good it might have been to have a potty under the bed, those nights you lie, knowing you want to go, but you know the pain to get to the toilet.

You know how you dream you're using the bathing but you're not, then you jump out of bed and hightail to the restroom. lol Stick with me, I'm going somewhere with this... What if your bed had a mechanical opening that would allow you to use the bathroom w/o getting up, it can even come with a bidet.

Wait! it get's better and this one I've actually thought up while lying in bed not wanting to get up for work. You know the days when you hit the snooze button, till it hits you back. What if... While you're lying in bed, you push a button and it opens up, drops you into the bath, drains and rinses you off, then dries you up all nice and shiny. Yep, somebody's been "thinking."

The remote would have to be attached to Daughter Stalker's bed otherwise she'd drop it and have to get OUT of the bed and defeat the whole purpose of the lazy bed. Hey! I'm gonna patent that... "Lazy Bed!" Lazy Boy won't have anything on it. Mmmmhmm Wait till you here about the Express Dress I've been working on. I'll save that for tomorrow, don't want to overwhelm you.

Okay goodnight, my brains exhausted from all that thinking.

 

[Knee pain]

Just delivered some profiteroles for your breakfast...enjoy. wheres Wally stay tuned. XO

 

[daughter stalker]

Good morning Bionic woman2!!! I hope your day is just peachy! Keep up the humor, because we need it!!!

 

[daughter stalker]

I used a large font so you could hear me!

 

[Knee pain]

LOL, Im such a computer dummie, I tried big font, just keep stuffing up.ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Bionic woman, and stalker daughter, your colour on your pages look great from here.
OMG, GOT BLACK AND WHITE......HOW EXCITING..
OMG Im so excited again, worked it out........LOL Does not take a lot to please me..........This is fun...night night,

 

[Bionic woman2]

Good Morning Ladies!​

Today is National Big Font Day! ​

Seriously, I came on here to post that I finally had a morning that I didn't wake up singing... ICE ICE BABY! lol You know those days where you don't care if it's "Vanilla Ice", Chocolate, or Strawberry, YOU JUST NEED SOME ICE! Now this doesn't count as my new birthday yet, but I'll take! ​

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@Leoni, in case you don't know, Vanilla Ice is an American rapper who made a song called, "Ice Ice Baby!... Dododo dodo do-do...Vanilla!" daughter stalker, I hear you singing along in your big font voice. BTW, Leonie, WHY ARE YOU STILL UP! Feeling good huh, now that you're back from Wonderland :rolleyes: That's good news.​

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Enjoy your day everybody and....​

Don't forget to smile :o) It's good for the environment ​