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Bionic woman2
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daughter stalker and Knee pain, sorry I missed the party, but I was having a...
KNEE REPLACEMENT NIGHTMARE!!!!
In my dream I was act the airport. I wish I could say I was coming to meet you guys, but I was just trying to get home (NYC.) Here's what happened; I was going through Airport Security when... EVERYBODY NOW!... I set off the alarm, Surprise, Surprise, Surprise. 
I thought that the guy would just walk me over to a nearby area and use the wand thingy on me. I tried to explain to him that I had knee replacement surgery, but since I had on my Skinny Jeans I couldn't pull them up to show him my scares. 
I thought that the guy would just walk me over to a nearby area and use the wand thingy on me. I tried to explain to him that I had knee replacement surgery, but since I had on my Skinny Jeans I couldn't pull them up to show him my scares.
So as we started walking I realized that we were going far away from my kids, my belongings and the security area. Apparently the double-checking wand was broken and I had to go to another area. We walked and walked until I finally started pleading with him, constantly saying "I HAD KNEE REPLACEMENT SURGERY." 
When all of a sudden I realized that I still had my cellphone in my pocket and this probably aided in setting off the alarm. I threw that piece of evidence into my case and continued pleading. We must have walked through several concourses and OF COURSE we were walking in the opposite direction of mine. 
My flight time was 7:32 and it was now like 7:29 or something. Realizing that I was probably gonna miss my plane, I pleaded my case one last time. 
Well Hallelujah! it worked. 
he told me to just go out the side door so he wouldn't be in trouble. I was very confused at this point, but I went out the door and started walking back along the outside of the airport. Here's where we head off into Lala-land... in my dream my airport had grown and added several concourses. In real life, I think we have concourses A,B,C,D, maybe an E and then there's a T for ticketing and B for baggage claim. In the dream when I walked out the door I saw a big P for the concourse. Maybe I had to use the bathroom. Leoni, I could have use that drop down toilet bed at this point. lol Anyway, I kept walking and I panicked for a minute thinking I was going the wrong way. When I saw concourse Z, I knew I was okay because the alphabet was starting over and mine was C, so I SHOULD get there shortly. I tried calling my kids, but they didn't pick up. When I finally reached concourse C I saw a couple of ladies going in as well. When we entered the door the concourse was blocked off with blue padding all around. Yes, I finally got my padded cell. 
There was also a big sign explaining why, which neither of bothered to read. We simply looked around and proceeded to climb the detour of blue padded steps up to the top. This of course was a dead-end. 
When all of a sudden I realized that I still had my cellphone in my pocket and this probably aided in setting off the alarm. I threw that piece of evidence into my case and continued pleading. We must have walked through several concourses and OF COURSE we were walking in the opposite direction of mine. My flight time was 7:32 and it was now like 7:29 or something. Realizing that I was probably gonna miss my plane, I pleaded my case one last time. Well Hallelujah! it worked. he told me to just go out the side door so he wouldn't be in trouble. I was very confused at this point, but I went out the door and started walking back along the outside of the airport. Here's where we head off into Lala-land... in my dream my airport had grown and added several concourses. In real life, I think we have concourses A,B,C,D, maybe an E and then there's a T for ticketing and B for baggage claim. In the dream when I walked out the door I saw a big P for the concourse. Maybe I had to use the bathroom. Leoni, I could have use that drop down toilet bed at this point. lol Anyway, I kept walking and I panicked for a minute thinking I was going the wrong way. When I saw concourse Z, I knew I was okay because the alphabet was starting over and mine was C, so I SHOULD get there shortly. I tried calling my kids, but they didn't pick up. When I finally reached concourse C I saw a couple of ladies going in as well. When we entered the door the concourse was blocked off with blue padding all around. Yes, I finally got my padded cell. There was also a big sign explaining why, which neither of bothered to read. We simply looked around and proceeded to climb the detour of blue padded steps up to the top. This of course was a dead-end.
Determined not to miss my plane I flew down those steps and back outside, joints aching and all.
Just when I thought we could not find a way in, I saw a restaurant. It was down lower than the side walk but that didn't stop the Bionic Woman! 
I jumped over the brick wall and brushes and eased into the restaurant/now gift shop like I belonged there. I headed out the front of the restaurant into CONCOURSE C. Immediately, I called my kids. My son picked up the phone this time and told me that that were heading over to Johnny Rockets, because they were hungry. 
lol SERIOUSLY, you can eat at a time like this!? They apparently weren't that concerned about their mom missing the plane. Well as I was telling them to skip the meal and go back to the gate and tell them I'm coming, they informed that they weren't letting anyone on the plane. It was delayed till 8:40 something and they changed the gate to PQST! LOL LOL LOL 
Just when I thought we could not find a way in, I saw a restaurant. It was down lower than the side walk but that didn't stop the Bionic Woman! I jumped over the brick wall and brushes and eased into the restaurant/now gift shop like I belonged there. I headed out the front of the restaurant into CONCOURSE C. Immediately, I called my kids. My son picked up the phone this time and told me that that were heading over to Johnny Rockets, because they were hungry. lol SERIOUSLY, you can eat at a time like this!? They apparently weren't that concerned about their mom missing the plane. Well as I was telling them to skip the meal and go back to the gate and tell them I'm coming, they informed that they weren't letting anyone on the plane. It was delayed till 8:40 something and they changed the gate to PQST! LOL LOL LOL
I was making my way to the gate when I woke up. As I lay in bed analyzing my dream, guess which of my theme songs was playing in my head?...
Nope, not Ice Ice Baby 
But... HOLD ON, I'M COMIN' 
But... HOLD ON, I'M COMIN' 
Remind me not to visit you at work. lol Wait a minute, this could work out to my advantage... 
, but I'm gonna ask for one once I have my other knee done anyway. 
, It makes you 
The rum choice yesterday however was good for my son, since he's a Jack D and Crown man now. I'm not there yet. In fact I think this whole knee ordeal has reduced my One Drink Maximum self to a Half of a drink max. I gotta work on that....SOON! 
, so here's me being serious... lol
So, 
I will just buy you your own block of cheese! 
My cheese has aged quite nicely and I don't think I can let it go!
I was very thankful. 
I am glad you are taking a whatever approach.
