Raising the toilet see via rolled up towels was an epic fail. Pee'ed all over the floor. As for poo'ing, well I'm just gonna wait till the last sec if that needs to happen this morning.
Imagine, if inclined to do so, clinging to walls like Spider-Man to lower yourself down to an elf toilet, trying to hold towels in place once down but somehow missing the elf hole entirely, and peeing all over your jammies and the floor. For f***'s sake!!!!!! This is why we made a reservation for the handi-cripple room!!!!!!!!! Ooooh, they will be reimbursing us at least half the money for the room. ( please recall the raised toilet is how I hurt myself at end of week 2).
@Suzette: another hippie and I went into details about the portable penis on her thread. The US has the GoGirl, and the Aussie's have the SheWee. It's a hilarious thread, you can search for it if you like using product names above for key words.
It is BRILLIANT for a normal pee with no handicap bathroom!!!!! I practiced in the shower for a few days before trying with clothes on at a toilet, and the finally braving in public. I find you have to slow the flow stream a bit to make sure it doesn't get too full too fast but it is the best purchase I've made in years!!!!! No more disgusting public restrooms, fits in a ziplock Baggie in your purse, easy peasy!!!!
BUT, ooooohhh why does there have to be a but?!?!?! I am blessed (insert sarcasm) with insanely heavy, clot-ty, periods thanks to the ever so lovely stage 3/4 endometriosis, so peeing in a funnel of sorts would lead to huge mess till this fun part of the month is over.
So I lay here fearing my next obstacle..... The shower/tub combo. Will need to wake my exhausted hugs to have him help me in and out. There are no bars in it so this will be a fast shower indeed with little moving. Unfortunately a necessary evil today, hot weather mixed with above info.... Not skipping showering today :/ oh my.
I do hope things go smoothly from here out. It's gonna be a long week!!!! Check out theses ominous pics from yesterday's wild fire....
RTHR, posterior, 15JUN2015