Dear, dear, dear Legin, words fail me, but glad to see your sense of humor (humour, even), giving nature, and all your other fine qualities haven't failed you. Seems like you're relying on your brain cell, Harold, to do a lot of heavy lifting. Are you anywhere near where they did the cloning that led to Dolly? Maybe we could raise funds to clone Harold so he wouldn't have to bear the burden of having to play pain-deceiving mind games all alone. Kickstarter, anyone?