I am starting to itch, not at the incision site, rather where I am still badly bruised. Not sure what that is all about.
This totally happened to me - and was especially itchy on a bruise that was down my shin closer to my ankle. The one on the side of my thigh was itchy too.
12 eggs! You certainly will not be lacking for protein - the little ladies are taking care of that!
You might try sitting in a regular (hard) chair with your legs down for a bit and see how it feels. The back of my leg was very sore and is still sore a bit. Even if I could by magic have appeared in a restaurant in the chair at 2 weeks, I wouldn't have been comfortable. Of course it could be different for you but it's something to try! I was surprised how hard it was for me to sit on a not very padded chair and still kinda is!