TKR Everything Comes to She Who Waits

[patient 99]

Don't worry about the above pos

Thanks Kelly. I am slowly working through your recovery thread of 2 years ago. I am hoping that I can reduce/loosen my scar tissue without the need for surgery. Carol

 

[new knee in June]

@skigirl
Thank You so much Kelly From now on, I will use a link.
Diana

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
Good Morning Sweetness,
My knees are both fine, Thank You for asking It was just "One of those days"
I believe if we have a few glasses of wine, we would see more of each other in
"The Promised Land"I hope you had a wonderful time with your sister If she
Is anything like you, I'm sure you did
Here is your Vegetable joke for the Day
How do you make a Soup rich ?
Answer... Put in 14 carrots... ( 14 K )
Have a Wonderful Weekend,
Diana P.S... This is riddle 3 out of 5 months worth of daily riddles

 

[patient 99]

This is riddle 3 out of 5 months worth of daily riddles

I notice you very carefully side stepped my question about where you get all this stuff from. I'm assuming its a trade secret. Of course you could be making them up when you're at work. Where is it you work, I've half a mind to let them know just what's going on. The charge being ` making up `jokes' in work time for the sole purpose of harassing on a daily basis a frail english woman.

 

[patient 99]

Good Morning Sweetness,

I'm Cuteness. You are Sweetness !!

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
Dearest Carol,
I am my own Boss, I am the only one that I work with I only work for the best, ME !!!!!
I could tell you I belong to a "Vegetable joke a day Club" But, I would be lying My mind is so quick
They just come to me
I do this not to Harass a fragile, old, English Woman, But to cheer up a Dear Friend Who is
Trying to pass the time.
Let's have a wine & meet in the "PROMISED LAND"
Can you believe those "Bonesmartie's on Beetles Forum ? I don't think they know who I am
Sending
Diana

 

[new knee in June]

You are correct, you are Cuteness I must of been talking to myself

 

[patient 99]

I do this not to Harass a fragile, old, English Woman, But to cheer up a Dear Friend Who is
Trying to pass the time.

Oh shucks Sweetness, now I feel bad. But before I apologise where did the `old' come from?

Can you believe those "Bonesmartie's on Beetles Forum ? I don't think they know who I am

Incredible. I bet they don't know who Bobby Womack is either. You know how the Jehovah Witnesses going from door to door, town to town spreading the word. Well I think we have got to get out there and do the same. The Queen of the Promised Land and the champion of all things Vegetable can't hide her light under a mushroom. Let's start tomorrow.

Let's have a wine & meet in the "PROMISED LAND"

Oh Yes. Goody, goody.

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
I meant Bold, not Old You Do believe Me, Don't you ?

 

[patient 99]

I meant Bold,

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
Good Morning Cuteness
Plans for today, Jim & I will be pitching a tent in the backyard ( way down back )
We will start a fire in the fire pit, order Pizza, make S'mores & get all Sticky This is a
Staycation I think I will also make some Strawberry Daiquris Today is the last nice
Day before 3 days of thunder storms & heavy rain
Vegetable Joke of the day..........
What vegetable do you not want on your Bathroom Floor ?
Answer......Pea ( pee ).....
Have a great Weekend,
Love,
Sweetness ( AKA....Diana )

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
I will be visiting the "Promised Land" for a few days on Vacation I won't be posting,
But will be thinking of you Talk when I return....
Love,
Diana

 

[patient 99]

"Promised Land" for a few days on Vacation I won't be posting,
But will be thinking of you

Have a great time Diana, and DON'T think of me. Dirty talk involving knees must be completely off the agenda.

make S'mores & get all Sticky

 

[patient 99]

@skigirl Kelly would you be kind enough to update my thread title. New one to read `Excessive Scar Tissue Problems'

 

[hopefaith]

@patient 99 Thinking of you today. Hope you are having some peace after all the wondering.....
~hopefaith

 

[skigirl]

All done!!

 

[JustJeff]

Carol's old??

 

[skigirl]

yes

 

[backstreet110]

You do more now than I did before my surgery. Please slow down. I took the wonderful advice I got here and I feel better and my attitude has changed. I am constantly,scared I am not doing enough, fast enough. I got back on my meds, and rest and do physical therapy carefully without pain. I still am uncomfortable and have pain sometimes, we will heal. Great advice here, rest please.

 

[new knee in June]

@patient 99
Good Morning My Cuteness
I missed You We had the opportunity to go down the "Cape" ( Cape Cod ) for free.
So we had a wonderful time & It was the "Promised Land" I know & Love
I am going to get as much "Beach" time as possible in the next few weeks, It's good for my soul !!!
Our Staycation was a success, you can talk "Knees" & "Stickiness" in the same sentence
Here's your riddle for the day.......
What did the Mama Melon tell the Daughter Melon ?
Answer...... You can't elope ( Cantaloupe ) with him, He's the Pitts
Why does @JustJeff think you are old ?
Thinking of you
Love,
Diana ....AKA....Sweetness