Nope, the truth. We went on vacation, leaving our 3 cats (different ones than this set) free to come and go in and out. The cat sitter came by every day to feed them. She spent several days watching the results of the raccoon raids escalate: first it climbed on top of the frig and ate cereal (coming down with its little wet-from-the-sink paws via the microwave, leaving footprints). She put the cereal in the cupboard. Next day, it had gotten in the cupboard. So she strapped the cupboard closed. Next day it went back into the bedrooms!!!! One child had a fish tank, and kept food in his desk drawer. Raccoon opened drawer, took out food, dumped it all over the floor and ate what he wanted, and put the food back in the drawer!!! Also chewed on a yellow crayon in that room. In the next kid's room, raccoon chose a yellow marker and scribbled all over the rug before chewing. I
couldn't make this stuff up!!!!!

I mean, yellow?? really?? Who knew?
When we came home we got the full story. That raccoon was still trying to get in the house for months after. Brash cheeky HUGE thing!