@Zelda - you have to be kidding. Sure I went to the trouble of downloading and saving Word docs of all the BS recovery advice together with Mr Muffet's Survival Bible

and when I checked up on a snippet of detail on both was informed he'd not even looked at them.
@DeepBreath - just love the 30 kilometres of rough road expression. Hilarious!

An equivalent favourite Yorkshire expression would be "A right bag of mashings". But don't get too carried away. Make up is a swipe of foundation to make me look less like uncooked pastry, have cultivated a nice zit and I panda eyes from lack of sleep. So not exactly my sparkling best.
@Cynthia777 - do envy your no restrictions. It turned out that rather than the lateral approach, which I had assumed from the OS's description I would have, I had posterior. Oh the times I just want to pick stuff up then reach for my grabber which is pretty good, but has its limitations. For example when I asked why the lovely flowers given to me have been displayed in a variety of jugs "rather than using some of the containers in the vase cupboard?" The response was "which vase cupboard is that?" This, is clearly why we have to create a Survival Bible. The flower displays themselves are not exactly Constance Spry and my grabber just doesn't seem to cope with the intricacies required to give them justice.
Anyway, my scar is longish and banana shaped (approx 12"). Got Mr M to take pics on the reveal day (3 days postOp) and this morning (Day 4). I can't get the right angle, so he has become Official Photographer of The Royal Wound. I will continue to keep a record as it is apparent that in just 24 hours there is a difference. No bruising yesterday and it's emerging today, though the magic icing really does make a difference (take note Newbies).

My dressing came off 48 hours after surgery and remains naked (including showering). I have soluble stitches and a spot of Superglue apparently (so no visits to remove staples or stitches). I know it's past icing time when my thigh resembles an unpricked sausage in a hot frying pan.
Well you know we all are with you on the WBC count - what day is it due? Positive thoughts

and prayers

always.
The Doc at the hospital said it is ok for me to take half a Nytol to help with sleep. I'm taking the plunge tonight as I haven't really slept since the night before my Op. Bowels still on holiday. More reporting from The Front soon. Nytol Nytol all