Hello everyone - it's me here and sorry I've been under a rock for such a long time. Work has beckoned and I'm unable to swerve it any longer. I've a Very Big Audit coming up which involves a great deal of prep and if we fail it will cost us our biggest contract. Hence Miss Muffet is tied to her tuffet once again so I'll be dipping and out at intervals, but slightly quieter than norm.
I reported this to another Smartie ...
Drove yesterday for the first time. It went absolutely fine, however, today was a nightmare - I have an Audi TT and used to use a satnav App on my iPad, but found it a bit of a squeeze balancing it on the very limited space near the gearlever. So I bought one of those suction thingys that affix to the dash so I could park my iPhone in it, and it worked fine initially. However, yesterday it decided mid-journey to lose its stick and threw itself plus phone onto the floor. So I had the narrative (bloke sounds like Tony Blair) talking to me from the depths and me trying to make out where on earth I was supposed to be headed. I ignored it in the end and just made it up as I went along. However, when I parked up I then managed to overlook turning my phone off when I walked into Asda (supermarket) and Tony kept telling me to "turn around when possible". Slightly embarrassing.
Took all 3 of the grandkids to a Tramway Museum in the Peak District - I parked my stick in the buggy thinking I'd easily need to use it as there is a fair bit of traipsing around involved. I must have walked miles but found that I didn't even feel tempted to reach for it once. What a thrill. We had a wonderful day, riding the trams, merrygoround, big wheel, picnicing and eating lots of nonsense. I think I've mucked up the attached pics, but they'll give you a flavour.
My error the next day was to drag 3 loads of washing out to the line - so I paid the price with Leftie making its presence felt. I guess you have to make these mistakes before you learn. Silly me.
I've got a new Fitbit Zip so will be able to measure my steps more accurately now - the last wristwatch type I bought from Amazon had instructions in badly translated Chinese which I couldn't follow, and it also miscalcuated my steps anyway, so it has been parked in Bin 13.
@Zelda - I got the H&B B vitamins (with Biotin) and will wait with baited breath to see the results. Mind you, you might have warned me about the radioactive yellow pee! Shocked the knickers off me ....
I have my check-up with my OS in a couple of weeks' time so will be really keen to see my x-rays and hopefully find that my new implant is indeed in my hip, rather than my elbow. I honestly can't tell I've got something new there. It seems incredible. I'll take a snap of it and post it.
The incision is gorgeous if I might say. Went up to the sailing club with the hubster today and
was showing it off. I can well imagine it will be barely detectable in a few short months.
So if you see and hear slightly less of me than usual, it's because I'm buried under a pile of bothersome bureaucracy - I'll do my best to poke my nose in at intervals, but you will find there will be little continuity. I hate being neglectful to my dear friends who have given me such a raft of support.
Don't worry - I'm not signing off. You can't get rid of me that easily ......
