A “Virgin-Hippie” flight to St Lucia on British Airways via Gatwick
1. Getting to the South Terminal
After a nice night at the Sofitel Hotel we put our luggage on the trolleys to make our way to the other terminal via the monorail. I love the monorail as it reminds me of the 1960s and the series “Thunderbirds”.
First problem for novice Hippies...., the area to the terminal from the hotel is carpeted. Pushing a trolley with approx 60kg of stuff on it is not fun! “Just as well I got plenty of practise at Waitrose” I think!
2. Check in and Security
Very smooth.
Suitcases taken in hold so just My Carry On to manage and the Leki. Hmmm lots of escalators and travellators to negotiate. I have to think in advance re getting on and off them but ok. “Hermione the Magic Hip” is complaining just a little but not as much as “Naughty knee” is after a cramped journey in the back of a taxi the night before.
I Get to Priority security. At that point someone tries to wave me to another channel where there are a lot of people with walking sticks and aids. I decide to ignore that and head for the Priority channel. I explain to the security chap who is putting the stuff on the conveyor belts that I am worried about my stuff being unattended as I go through the enhanced security - hubby having said, unhelpfully, that he had his own stuff to worry about. The Security Chap kindly offers to keep the trays with my bags aside and only put it through once I have been cleared.
As I approach the “Arch of Doom” I point to my left hip. I have my Leki in my right hand. The security lady nods and beckons me through.
“BLEEEEEEEP!” The alarm sounds. I am directed to the “shower” scanner. My Leki ,Hermione and I enter. The security lady asks if I can stand without the stick. Yes I can! She takes the Leki from me and the booth closes around me.
Hands above my head I pose for the money shot. No problems. At the other side I ask the security lady if she can see my Artificial hip and can I see the photo. Apparently not! She hands my Leki back and off I go! My long scar is safe from prying
I go to the conveyor belt and wait. My stuff starts to come through. And my Carry On is pulled aside for closer inspection and is wanded. Another 10 minutes whilst they go through my stuff. Apparently a random check. My spare set of clothes for 2 days and swimming costumes must have been fascinating for them.
I estimate the total amount of time to clear Security to be about 15-20 minutes.
3. on our Way . We find our way to the First Class lounge via yet another escalator and a lift. Tip for Hippies. It is a really good idea to practise getting on and off an escalator before attempting an airport. Wish I had!