Bionic woman2
post-grad
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Okay, Carol I can't find your cool thing. I've done so many crazy, cool things (some I DARE not mention online 
or EVER again. 
So for starters, when I went into labor with my youngest son on his due date (who's name means.. Cool breeze over the mountains, and we call him cool breeze. Which is a blessing and a curse when you're a teenager because he moves so slow.
) anyway my water had broke while I was sleeping, once I realized what happening I got up and drove by myself 30+ miles to the hospital. (Longer story) It was just me and a midwife in the room, I was not going to take any drugs because I wasn't in much pain. However, she decided we should induce labor so I had epidural. This what the most peaceful and coolest labor experience I had. It was beautiful.
Now for the cool wild side. This probably is nowhere near the coolest thing I've done but this is what I can remember right now. When I was young (early 20's) I used to dress in ripped up leather and lace, and wear a WHIP for a belt. I wore earrings I made out of chicken bones (cleaned polished/painted) I would also wear a painted turkey bone on top of my hair, like Pebbles from the Flintstone. I carried a Lunch Box for a purse, and I wrote on the back of it... OUT TO LUNCH and NOT COMING BACK!
I also had a long extension braid pass my derrière, and I strategically placed a bell and button on it "just so" on tail of it that said, "kiss my a$&" lol I rode the NYC subway like this, and if I caught someone starring at me, or pointing at me to their friend, I would politely pick the button up and allow them to read it. 
That may qualify for the craziest thing I've ever done department, but I still think it was way cool. 
Let me know if I need to up my game with my clubbing days, where I would head straight to the stage upon arrival and dance.
Or, my time living in the Caribbean. Yeah Mon! 
"Droppin the Mic, but staying on the stage for applause." GOOGLE IT Carol! Lol
or EVER again. So for starters, when I went into labor with my youngest son on his due date (who's name means.. Cool breeze over the mountains, and we call him cool breeze. Which is a blessing and a curse when you're a teenager because he moves so slow.) anyway my water had broke while I was sleeping, once I realized what happening I got up and drove by myself 30+ miles to the hospital. (Longer story) It was just me and a midwife in the room, I was not going to take any drugs because I wasn't in much pain. However, she decided we should induce labor so I had epidural. This what the most peaceful and coolest labor experience I had. It was beautiful. Now for the cool wild side. This probably is nowhere near the coolest thing I've done but this is what I can remember right now. When I was young (early 20's) I used to dress in ripped up leather and lace, and wear a WHIP for a belt. I wore earrings I made out of chicken bones (cleaned polished/painted) I would also wear a painted turkey bone on top of my hair, like Pebbles from the Flintstone. I carried a Lunch Box for a purse, and I wrote on the back of it... OUT TO LUNCH and NOT COMING BACK!
I also had a long extension braid pass my derrière, and I strategically placed a bell and button on it "just so" on tail of it that said, "kiss my a$&" lol I rode the NYC subway like this, and if I caught someone starring at me, or pointing at me to their friend, I would politely pick the button up and allow them to read it. That may qualify for the craziest thing I've ever done department, but I still think it was way cool. Let me know if I need to up my game with my clubbing days, where I would head straight to the stage upon arrival and dance.
Or, my time living in the Caribbean. Yeah Mon! "Droppin the Mic, but staying on the stage for applause." GOOGLE IT Carol! Lol
). It didn't last long. I got fed up with folk pulling my tail and stroking my ears. Shame 'cause the tips were good.
Now, I know where that "Peter Cottontail" moment
Every time I look into the toilet bowl I will think of you <chuckle>.
"I am officially " Cooler, than Cool"
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