TKR Canadian Girl's Journey

[Phil75070]

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "So why the long face?"

Two guys walked into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.

Two termites walked into a bar and asked, "Is the bar tender here?"

 

[tiredwife]

@Phil75070 Might have to steal the termite one

 

[71Beetle]

I am doing quite well @ironman60. Thank you!

 

[71Beetle]

@Phil75070 - two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

@tiredwife - you need to give one if you are going to steal one

 

[tiredwife]

@71Beetle A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. (You did say you like bad
ones)
Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed 2 more people. (that is from my hubby)

 

[71Beetle]

Ha Ha @tiredwife - you are a good sport!

 

[tiredwife]

@71Beetle What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating a clown...."Does this taste funny to you!"

 

[Phil75070]

A Frenchman with a parrot perched on his shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says, ‘Wow, that’s really lovely. Where did you get him?’ ‘In France,’ replies the parrot. ‘They’ve got millions of ’em.’

 

[patient 99]

A horse walked into a bar.

Phil I have to introduce you to @new knee in June (Diana). Diana is the reigning joke champion. I can detect similarities in your `humour', although Diana specializes in vegetable humour. eg, Why did the tomato turn red? it saw the salad dressing'.

Diana is hinting that she is going to tell me a joke every day. If you start telling each other jokes I just might get a break. We Bonesmarties have to help each other out you know - and I'm not just talking knees. Carol

 

[hopefaith]

@71Beetle popping in to check on you! How are you? Hope this 2nd one does really well too.
hf

 

[hopefaith]

P.s. Love your horse joke!
My boys used to die laughing at my inability to tell a joke.

 

[71Beetle]

@patient 99 - good idea to introduce those two. It would be a comedy club for sure. I love that @new knee in June is focused on vegetable jokes. I have a fruit one you may like:
What did one strawberry say to the other? It's your freshness that got us into this jam!

@Phil75070 and @tiredwife - keep em coming.

@hopefaith - today was a tough day for me. The whole inside of my knee is so bruised. Not that I can see i t but that is how it is best explained. I am keeping iced and elevated and counting the hours to the next round of meds. I had a 3 hour nap this afternoon which is a good long one though. Just allowing my body to set the pace. No sense fighting it.

I did practice a bit on the stairs (well the stair - just the bottom one) and I think I have figured out a way to get down until I build enough strength to do it properly. Going up is not the issue but as they say, what goes up, must come down.

Hard to believe that one week has gone by already!

 

[tiredwife]

@71Beetle Hang in there it will get better.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey!" the horse says "sure"
What's a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

 

[71Beetle]

You are on a roll now @tiredwife - laughter really is the best medicine isn't it?

 

[hopefaith]

@71Beetle I have zero,jokes. But I enjoy all,of yours! And I have been just dying to use that emoticon. . . For no reason!!!!!

 

[71Beetle]

I love that emoticon too @hopefaith. Anything to keep us smiling!
How are you doing?

 

[Phil75070]

I was stopped at a stop light when I was rear ended. The guy in the other car gets out and comes up to my car. He was a dwarf! I rolled down the window and he says to me, "I am not happy!". I said, "Oh, which one are you?"

 

[Phil75070]

My wife was looking in the mirror when she said to me, "I look old, fat and ugly! I need a compliment." I told her that her eyesight was perfect! I should be able to use my right arm again in about a week.

 

[tiredwife]

@Phil75070 In a recent survey it was found that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.

 

[patient 99]

I love that @new knee in June is focused on vegetable jokes. I have a fruit one you may like:
What did one strawberry say to the other? It's your freshness that got us into this jam!

Oh Diana, the newbies are after your crown. Lisa's joke is funny, but should wont mind me saying that yours are even funnier. Carol

ps: Diana told me what to write.