Interesting little “glitch” last night. I was awakened by pain at 10:45, but my pain meds were not due until 11:15. So, I managed to drift back off to slumberland, and the next time I looked at the clock, it was 12:05. Great; push the call button. So I pushed the call button and laid back down. It usually takes 2-3 minutes to get a response. But within a minute a nurse walks in and says cheerfully, “Good morning. What can I do for you?”. I just looked up and said, “Pain meds.” (I definitely was not sufficiently cognizant to carry on any kind of a structured line of conversation). She looked at me kind of funny (even seemed a little puzzled) and said, “OK,I’ll try. I think we have some back there”. Now I’m puzzled (my cognizance level now being slightly elevated). I said, “Uh — you do”. So she left the room, and I turned over and laid back down, because it takes at least 5 minutes for the nurse to pull and deliver the pain meds (The GOOD stuff - Tylenol is in the 2-3 minute range). But in a mere minute, the nurse walked back in with a big smile on her face, walked over and proudly handed me . . . a bag of peanuts! She must have thought she had a real nut-case (no pun intended) on her hands. Once again, I simply said, being very careful to enunciate properly, “Pain meds”. Must’ve been my Missouri accent. But I guess it proves that when they say, “If there is ANYTHING you want or need, we’ll get it for you”, they mean it.
So, I guess I can have peanuts (Chocolate covered) with my morning coffee.