Well, the good thing about not being able to wear most of my pants is that it makes the dressing decision really easy. Staying home? My only pair of yoga pants. Going out? My only pair of elastic waistband jeans.
So, what do you and your hip talk about? Mine isn't too chatty, but I can hear "I love the lift in our other leg's shoe." (though I know I shouldn't wear a lift until month six. It just feels like my knee straightens and the other foot doesn't have to do heel toe quite so agressively, which has really aggravated it.)
Sometimes I get a "Don't think I don't notice that we are wearing hiking boots instead of our one pair of sneakers with elastic laces."
I feel like saying 'yes dear...'