Okay so back on topic - still no conclusion as to whether or not my male issues were in any way related, but that's gone and my hip is great.
Working full days isn't so bad. I get tired, but that may be because what I do can be oppressively boring. Physically, I was taking depositions all day yesterday with no problem - though I take frequent breaks anyway, so I did get to move around. Helped more than usual around the house.
Today I went to court for the second time since surgery, no problem (too lazy to look back and see if I said this already, but my hip didn't set off the detector the first time... It did this time, weird). Worked a full day, picked up the youngest and have been watching her solo. No issues with that. I even managed to vacuum my hvac intakes (really gotta change those filters...) And sweep the floors.
Only pain I have is a repeat of the very superficial trochanter area (like skin deep). Incision looks good and for some reason it's on both sides, so it's not triggering my infection paranoia. I wouldn't even say mild pain, I'd say "slight."
Gonna try giving the little one a bath pretty soon - that and tying my left shoe are the only thing normal things I haven't been able to do. Wifey should be home soon in case I have to audible out of that situation (and the kiddo will gladly sit and play in the bath without getting washed, haha).