Hey Rich,
Congratulations on your new hip...this is brilliant news! I'm sorry about the "poop" part and not eating. Once I got into a routine of a stool softener it helped immensely. Don't cringe the first time was horrid, then it was ok. Lots of water is good too. Ohhh you being teary makes me tear up, thats natural you've come through a major deal, just the build up of having surgery is emotional, then the drugs, oyyyyyyyyyy! I'm a huge believer the more you cry the better you will feel, it's like letting out all that pent up emotions. Like a rainy day everything afterwards is beautiful and clear! You sound well there other things will pass soon.
Sending you lots of good wishes, be good to yourself. Hey do you like your iPad?
xxooxx