I did my first Post-Op appointment today. No bad news.
More activity than I've done recently. Had to get kind of dressed (just a tiny bit more than my normal pajamas), got a nice sponge-bath and washed my own hair in the sink. Then I got in the car (all by myself) and the DW put the walker in the back. Then we rode the 40-minutes to the doctor office. I got out by myself and plopped myself into an awaiting wheelchair for the trip across the facility, up the elevator, down the hall and blah blah blah.
Here's the thing. Underwear of a certain type (which i am prone to gravitate toward) would ride itself RIGHT on my staples, so I Went Commando to this appointment. (Just wait...there's a reason for me telling you this). When we get there, I'm admitted into a waiting room, wheeled back there by a very friendly young lady whose job it was, I thought, to greet me and drop me in a waiting room.
THEN she told me that she'd be removing my staples.
The DW was quick to chime in with a request for some type of "modesty napkin". (when I first went to the pre-op check-in I was given a little towel to ...hmm... "Add modesty" to the awesome off-the-rack gown they gave me. I renamed it a Modesty Napkin and after a few laughs by my DW and I and a little uncomfortable moment with one of the staff members, the Modesty Napkin moniker remains).
I then explained to the nice young woman that for comfort reasons, I wasn't wearing the most modesty-appropriate attire. She offered me a glorified paper towel to use. Hehe. Funny. Where's my gown? Oh...she's SERIOUS.
OK.
Then rather than stepping aside or out of sight or anything, she just stood in front of me with this paper towel held out in front of her to, ostensibly, block her view of a almost-paper-towel sized part of my just-about-to-be exposed area, and told me that I could drop trow right there.
OK.
Have I mentioned before that there is No Modesty In Hospitals? I mentioned that to this nice young lady and she said "this isn't a hospital, it's a clinic". I don't think she really understood my sentiment. Oh, well.
I did as she asked, sat sideways on the elevated exam bed with a paper towel on my lap and allowed her to painfully yank a bunch of tape off the bandages, removing a great amount of body hair to the soundtrack of my yipping like a girl. She then got the cool staple remover and pulled all 40 or so staples.
There truly is no modesty in hospitals. Or, as we all now know, in clinics.
That's the funny stuff that happened today. Now for the important stuff.
Got my staples out (about 20 per side). Got some steri-strips in their place.
Got an xray (Wow. It's really AMAZING to see your own Titanium Implants. I seriously almost teared up. I was also kind of freaked out [the way some people are seeing their own blood I would guess])
Got some restrictions lifted:
I am now allowed to gently walk as much as I want.
I am now allowed to take a shower (everyone appreciates this one).
I am now allowed to remove my annoying compression socks.
I am now allowed to NOT elevate constantly.
I still have to take my ibuprofen, acetaminophene, aspirin and, if I want, oxycodone.
I cannot extend my legs BACKWARD until the muscles have healed. The Anterior Approach uses that backward extension to dislocate the socket during the procedure so the muscles are predisposed to dislocation with that move.
So for the next week I'm supposed to walk as much as I can without "overdoing it". The PA that I was seeing told me that "overdoing it" was something that I'd have to probably actually TRY before I knew what it is. Hmmm.....
After the next 8-9 days (Weekend after next), I get to use the recumbent bike at the gym. No strength training, no tension on the bike, just MOVEMENT. And he said that I should ditch the walker about that time and go with a cane or, if necessary, crutches. I can also just do what I feel like I can as far as getting out and about.
Still the two-month timeline for bones to attach themselves to my implants, so that's the concern. I need to be mellow enough to not dislodge them.
I guess that's the update.