Why, thank you,
Audball. Sorry about your itchy bum cheek. That's very poetic, too.
Queenie, the ceiling stain was nothing fun or exotic -- just a spot that occurred when I accidentally dropped a pot in a sink full of dish water one day. I
should make up a salacious story about it, though.
sandybeach, you're doing really well, too! You're only two weeks post-op and already Hoovering your house? Wow, that's amazing! My doctor didn't order any outpatient PT for me and the in-home PT was a joke, so I'm kind of wingging it. It sounds like your PT is pretty intense, so give yourself props for doing it, and then doing the other stuff on top of it. I'm sure it's an energy drain. BTW, at 3 weeks, my OS said yoga was fine, as long as I didn't do any Lotus positions or anything outrageous.

to your smacking things out of the way with your cane. I almost used mine on my fiance's head, once.
Here's another chapter in the ongoing saga of my expensive derrière (which you can view for free, Queenie, with its draped flowers and gold frame on the "Friends and Family Discount"). A new statement that I received today shows that the insurance company "reevaluated" the chiropractic care that I tried last Sept/Oct, before I realized that my hip problem was something more serious than just soft-tissue inflammation. Aetna decided not to cover the chiro visits, even though they had previously approved them. Now, I am responsible for some $500 in service expenses from a chiropractor who, by the way, was just one nose-bone short of being a witch doctor.
Good advice, Sandybeach, about checking all the statements. With all the co-pays, coinsurance and "in-network savings," sometimes it's hard to tell what I'm looking at, even when it's all gathered together. Does anyone else suspect that they obfuscate it deliberately?