Well, went to OS today for my 9 day checkup and to get staples removed. Was a bit leery of the staple removal procedure, but it was really nothing too bad. Doc said that it was healing perfectly, no more shower restrictions, but I should avoid hot tubs and standing pools of warm fetid water. I think I can accommodate that. While I was grimacing bringing my foot up to the table and they were taking staples out, the nurse asked about pain meds. Note: I have two kinds of pain meds: Oxy (the good stuff) and Norco (also good, but not as powerful). I told them I was taking the minimum to get by, and mostly was Norco.
Long pause.
Nurse "um, why?"
me: "well, I thought I'd save the Oxy for when things really got bad"
Nurse: "You are writhing around on this table like some kind of reptile, clearly in pain. That is what the pain medication is for. It says you can take 1/2 to 2 pills every 4 hours. Take what you need, and you can get more when you need it."
Wife: "gimme that Norco. Only Oxy until you have things under control."
So now I am feeling better. Also, I don't know where the Norco is. Hopefully if I behave I will get some in the future!
I was also feeling like things weren't "lined up," meaning when I was standing, it felt like the knee was out of alignment and if I put full pressure on that leg, that the leg and Stryker Triathlon (really?) knee replacement would just all come crashing down in a heap, with my brand new knee sticking out of my skin and a trip to the ER. Good thing is that they knew exactly what I was talking about, and convinced me that no, there was no chance of that happening. Turns out my bow-leggedness was fixed, and my body had to adjust to the new (correct) alignment, even my foot would be pointing in a slightly different way. X-rays were done, and OS commented that it was a "medically perfect" TKR. Big bruise on the left side of my knee because she had to make adjustments to make sure that my patella lined up too. She also commented that unlike others (mainly post-menopausal women) who have bones that are brittle, my bones were super hard (so much that she was bending a saw when sawing away - okay, enough detail). I got a big packet with all medical notes from the surgery (and appointments leading up to surgery). Kind of neat to read.
Continued recommendation to ice & elevate, which I am doing. They did say "you will hate us for approximately 2-3 months, at which point you will like us again. Hang in there until then!"
Every day gets a little better. Still not near walking without walker, but that will come at some point when my knee says "get rid of that damn walker, you aren't 90!" Right now, my knee is saying "you actually might be 90, so walker it is."