So I saw my Orthopod this morning, a zoom-in-and-zoom out eight minute consultation of concentrated efficiency.
I was likely using great theatrical sweeps when up and down on my chair-- operated leg thrust forward, rigid torso lowering itself gingerly into chair, all systems on alert for crashing demolition; nary a 90 to be seen anywhere. The good doctor watched me, and suggested that I just get in and out of my chair "normally". The resistance to sitting down normally, like the walker thing, was in my head. I stood up and sat down like a regular person, and nothing dislocated. I have been walking more normally ever since.
My OS doesn't care about the 90 degree restriction, as long as you keep your legs wide apart when getting up or sitting down, or doing deep squats. In fact, right before my surgery a month ago, he came to my bedside in Pre-op and talked about this. He even did a deep squat with his legs far apart to demonstrate what you could do safely, as long as the legs were kept widely apart. This contradicts somewhat his own office's information literature for patients. But anyway, all is well. I neither dislocated in his office, nor fell apart on the way to the car park while walking more normally than ever. Perhaps I needed permission.
I asked if I would have to wait another 23 months for the second hip, but happily, now that I am one of his patients, it would be a six month wait next time around. As the left hip, though rated 'moderately severe', is at this point asymptomatic, I won't book anything. However it's difficult to predict the rate of disintegration in order to plan ahead for the ideal surgery date. If, when the time comes, I want to speed up the next surgery, one option is to go on a cancellation list. I think there also may be a private consultation option too, but private health care where I live is undergoing changes. We are not supposed to have a two-tier system, yet it is materializing never-the-less.
I complained about lower back pain, and Orthopod mentioned the hominid thing (upright stance, bipedal locomotion) (I didn't want evolutionary facts! Wanted nice little pill to fix everything ;), and recommended working on core muscles.
So guess I'm good to go this Thursday for my big picnic with a few hundred or even thousand others, Diner en Blanc, all dressed in white.