7 weeks the knee is doing very well, but I've been having trouble sleeping. I went to see Phil my doc yesterday at 9:30 & he gave me something to help me sleep. I suspect the insomnia has something to do with the weight loss & diet change.
I was having abdominal pain & thought I just needed something to eat, I did not mention it to Phil. By 12:30 the pain was getting worse, I had a PB&J & it did not help. At 2:30pm I was going to drive myself to the ER & decided I could not drive so my wonderful wife Joan took me, we arrived at 3:30pm.
Three hours an x-ray, blood tests, and a cat scan later the surgical team was on the way to remove my appendix. This was the first time that morphine did nothing for the pain, it was so bad I was bawling, and I have a pretty high pain tolerance. Thankfully, dilaudid worked well with the morphine.
The surgeon is a brilliant man, he has done some other work on me, I like him, but... he is not someone you want to be around when you are having severe, acute abdominal pain. He reminds a wee bit of gilbert godfrey and every time he sees me he wants to swap Navy stories. The problem is once he starts there is no off switch. I was as much in distress from him as from the pain.
The scene was something like you would expect to see in some dark comedy: The star is standing in the ER room trying to use the bedpan urinal, 'Gilbert' is jabbering on about how he chewed his commanding officer's behind over something..., the star is rolling his eyes at the ancient nurse who shrugs helplessly, The beautiful wife, seeing her husbands distress, is trying to everything to get 'Glibert' out of the room, the star is dropping every hint short of saying 'get the bleep out of here'. The beautiful wife eventually succeeded in extracting 'gilbert', the flood gates opened and the look on the stars face must have been nothing short of ecstasy.
The surgery went well, 'gilbert/house' did an exceptional job as always, and today I am home and can sleep without someone waking me every hour to get my vitals. I give the hospital and staff five stars, except for the incident in the ER, it was the most pleasant hospital stay I've ever had. It is a new addition to the facility, they even had a rooftop garden just steps from my room, if it was just a little warmer i would have spent some time there.
The beautiful wife was nervous and locked her keys in the car so it took an extra half hour for Anne the locksmith to come and unlock the door. Anne by the way reminded me very much of Pat from SNL it was a little difficult to discern her gender. Not as bad as PAT and she did have a feminine name.
I will definitely look back on the experience and laugh sometime in the future!