So, I'm in search of a name for my knee. She/He/It is very punchy, alive, talks-a-lot, is not flexible at all, and seems to puff up a lot! Any suggestions?
To assist in naming:
My Background
- I am in the Army
- I own an Anytime Fitness Franchise
- I love being a mom
- I love dancing
- I love to workout
- I love to help others
My Knee's Background
- Grew up a ballerina until age 16
- Fell on the ski slopes of Elk Mountain, PA in 1990
- Underwent massive reconstruction
- Was casted for three months and therapy for six months - walking independently after 9 months
- Joined the Army in college
- Became air assault qualified
- Deployed to Afghanistan
- Served over 20 years Active Duty
- Completed over 20 triathlons
- Taught many years of aerobics
- Became arthritic over the past few years with valgus, et al
- Underwent therapy for several months
- Fell over a tent in Kentucky in mid-June this year and full body weight landed on a bad knee in a bad position
- Returned to Cali to be told by OS that only option is TKR if I wanted to salvage the rest of my body
Next note, based on first note above, yes, I am back on Percocet (just at night)
For the record, my no-name baby knee had its first "zingers" tonight...hopefully that is a sign of healing! Hoping my baby will soon lose its basketball shape to become more of a baseball by morning!