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@Mojo333 Save this for when you have time and the mental energy!! Here is the info re: Somatics and the what movements my registered massage therapist/somatic practitioner gave me. Also, there is a really good article on line called "Clinical Somatics: Modern Pain Relief Clinical Overview" published by Steven Aronstein, Clinical Somatic Educator. You should be able to find it if you plug that in. It is in PDF format. It explains how somatic movement works in the brain and subsequently on the body.....really interesting indeed. My practitioner came to Somatics after a terrible motorcycle accident, as a patient, and had so much success with it trained to become a practitioner. I feel so fortunate to have found her!
The somatic "exercises"....really think of them as gentle movements...not as hammering at it as an exercise...which I of course did at first before being told off!! This is not an "athletic endeavour", but a mental endeavor, as it actually retrains neural pathways in the brain, as we are creating new patterns of healthy movement. We apparently get Sensory Motor Amnesia (SMA) from trauma....and I'm thinking that OA and THR come under the heading of "Trauma"!!
First somatic movement is one I've practiced all through pre and post op (as soon as it felt comfortable) as it keeps my core engaged and my back stretched out. On one's back on flat surface (I do on my bed at the moment, but prefer a yoga/pilates mat), lay/lie with knees bent, legs hip width apart, toes facing straight ahead. Hands and arms relaxed by your side. Slowly and gently arch your lower back to comfort only, then back to neutral and then using your transfers abdominus only (NO glutes), gently flatten your lower back and then relax. Relaxation is key. Once you have absolutely relaxed, repeat. You can do this movement up to five times only, making sure you completely relax in between each cycle. Secondary exercise is to bring your hands behind your head and have your elbows by your ears, not out to the side (this is not a sit up). Once you have flattened your lower back, keep the back flat using your transverse abdominus and slowly bring your chin to your chest (which will gently stretch the back) and then put your head down slowly, relax your pelvis and completely relax. You can do this 2 - 5 times.
Second somatic movement is called the six point (back of head, back of each shoulder, back of each side of pelvis, tailbone). There are two patterns, one for flexion and one for walking. It was suggested that I focus on the walking pattern for now, so that is what I'll share. This pattern relaxes the alternating rhythm during walking between hips and shoulders, head and pelvis. Move slowly and gently, choosing contractions and ranges of movement you feel comfortable in.
a) Start by lying on your back with your knees bent, hip width apart. As you breath in, gently press head and tail toward the floor, feeling the back tighten-then relax. As you breath out, pull the belly button down as you gently and simultaneously lift the head and tailbone" then relax. This is not a bridge or an athletic endeavour, just a small gentle movement. Do all movements slowly and within comfort. You can do this 2 - 5 times relaxing between each one.
b) Lying down on your back with your knees bent, feet hip width apart, gently and simultaneously slightly lift right shoulder and left side of pelvis (small movement) - then relax. Then gently and simultaneously press down right shoulder and left side of pelvis - then relax. Repeat 2 - 5 times.
c) Lying down on your back with your knees bent, feet hip width apart, gently and simultaneously slightly lift left shoulder and right side of pelvis(small movement) - then relax. Then gently and simultaneously press down left shoulder and right side of pelvis - then relax. Repeat 2 - 5 times.
Third somatic movement, lie flat out on your back with hands by your side, legs flat. Gently slide heel away from head, to comfort and relax. Repeat on other heel, and relax. Repeat 2 - 5 times.
Before each practice, one should lay on one's back with legs out straight, and do a "sensory inventory". Look at your feet, does one fall out to the side more than the other? Do both your legs lay flat or do you have more space under one knee? Is one hip bone higher than the other? Is one side of your rib cage higher than the other? Is one shoulder higher than the other? How does your head turn from side to side, is one side stiffer? After each practice of the above, I am to re-assess my sensory inventory. I always see a change. It was so bad before my surgeries, one foot would fall out to the side, and the other one wouldn't, and one hip was always higher. By the end of an hour of somatic movements, I would even out. Of course with OA it was like

as the OA would not allow things to change permanently, but it did give me some pain relief for an hour or even a day, depending on the day! Now I hope it will help with my rehabilitation. Stay tuned.