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Dear Lisa and Janet,

Scottish Country Dancing requires a little hop in the travelling movement for Jig, Reel and Strathspey, though this is more sedate than the first two. I must be able to hop reliably, otherwise I will overbalance and cannon into my partner. I'm already in enough trouble for taking the scenic route around the set and saying things like: "If I dance an Allemande with a little sweetie, does that make it a Sugared Allemande?"

ONE YEAR REPORT

My Bone Man said I had high expectations of what I would be able to achieve and maybe would not be able to advance much higher than the high plateau I had reached already. He said I was top of the class.

The only activity he specifically banned was running more than a few paces to catch a bus or escape a mad bull or other urgent contingencies. He said the speed walking could still develop if I could manage to work some strength and bulk into the atrophied muscles around the repair. I didn't tell him Janet had offered to send me some of her bulk for this purpose.

The main thing was that the x-ray showed that the new parts were well joined on and robust, and better still that the other hip looks OK. "Don't even think about replacing that one: it's fine." He recommended a further x-ray in 5 years from now, if I'm still here.

So all highly satisfactory. Thank you all for your support.

HIGHLIGHTS

a) The Roques de Garcia walk in the caldera of El Teide on Tenerife, (see current Avatar). This is 3-4 miles with 1000 feet of ascent and the same of descent. I could not have dreamed of doing this 2 years ago. Brother in law said 4 people had tried the walk with him previously and all had given up before halfway: my brother, knee replacement; sister in law, both hips; his brother, brain replacement needed and his wife, double stiletto heel replacement. So we felt very pleased with ourselves.

b) Swimming around the rocks at Playa de la Tejita, sea temperature about 17 C, similar to Bournemouth in August. Training meant I could stay in for ages without tiring, watching the pretty fishes and not being eaten by any of them.

LOWLIGHT

a) Being stiff and sore after 5 hours of sitting in the plane getting to and from Tenerife. I know. It was our own fault. Maybe we should have stayed at home.

So, 12 months of moaning and whingeing from me, only to be told I am top of the class. I am suitably ashamed of myself.:blush::blush: Especially when I see the horror show of pictures in Shopping Trips. G pointed out that Lisa's thread notification had been dumped into our Junk Folder. I'm sure this is no reflection on the content, more that our filter gets suspicious when it sees the word "Shopping". Rightly so, some might say.

So, now I am back, I can maybe resume doling out unwanted advice. This may well take the form of "for Heavens' sake don't make the same mistakes as I did", but at least it will be kindly meant.:friends:

All the best, Alan
 
Alan, so glad you got a good result with your anniversary appointment.

Janet is right - you will continue to see improvement. I am over 18 months out and I have seen more improvement in the last 6 months than I did in the 6-12 month window. I now have much more leg strength and distances I once thought were impossible are easy, peasy!

Please do stick around and help other Smarties if you have time. Your experience is very valuable.
 
And your humor is priceless! You better stick around :wink1: ! Great report Alan! It made my day!
 
Alun

An excellent report, and so much achieved.

Your posts always make a good read with their style and humour.

I hope you continue with them

All the best

Dave
 
Alan I echo the sentiments above, I love your sense of humour and congrats on doing so well at the 12 month mark. I'll be happy if I'm doing that well by then.
Best wishes
Anne :thumb:
 
Thanks for answering the hopping question :biggrin: Great update
 
Alan

Great to hear from you with your wordsmith talent. I certainly enjoy your stories and you can happily dole out your advice to me any time you see me straying from the straight and narrow or forgetting my mantra "patience, patience".

Welcome back, sounds like you had a fabulous time :) :thumb:
 
Sounds like a wonderful vacation. I enjoyed your descriptions they made me crack up.:hysterical::hysterical: To be able to hike like that is great.
 
ONE YEAR AND TWO MONTHS
The full return to fitness is not yet complete. When I reported 2 months ago I had just done some very tough stuff, walking up and down steep hills in Tenerife, some of them extremely rough. But even now, I am still not able to go along to the Scottish Dancing class, and I cannot walk very far or very fast. Actually, it's very confusing because I haven't been 70 before, so I don't really know how much of the post-exercise discomfort is due to being an aged person anyway, and how much is down to a serious operation which should be receding into history but isn't.

G and I had been delaying our annual caravan trip to London until such time as I felt I could walk far enough to do justice to it. So at beginning of January we set up in North West London. The first day was a visit to Olympic Park, Greenwich, St. Pauls, Soho and Regent Street, bus and tube, yes, but plenty of walking. Second day, round and round Victoria and Albert museum till dizzy, then more central London. Third day a long ramble along the banks of the River Thames, followed by the Les Miserables musical. Since this is a three hour sit, it took a little while to get all the joints ready for action. The left knee, never my favourite joint, was particularly outraged by the treatment of sitting in a cramped seat for all that time. So we survived, and in fairly good shape.

So what next? Just keep on doing what I'm doing, walking quite a bit each day, with the occasional marathon effort, like last week in Manchester, a camping exhibition followed by a complete tour of the Trafford Centre, which is huge, labyrinthine, and containing the same sort of wonderful kitsch as a Las Vegas hotel. Right hip got 5 ***** for coping with the rigours of the day. There is working out at the gym; later there will be gardening, lots of it, and swimming. I have plans for swimming. Do you want to hear about them? Of course you don't but here they are anyway.

I am hoping to do much more outdoor swimming as the weather warms up. Training consists of taking long cold showers to improve cold water tolerance. This seems to be working. Friends and family are convinced I am mad and they are probably right. I have also booked a short course of lessons with a Total Immersion swimming coach. This sounds interesting but scary, and I'm really looking forward to it. If you want to know what it is, try googling "Total Immersion Swim". It was recommended to me by a man who did the Houston Ironman Triathlon in May and came second in his class. We mad people like to stick together!

I'll report again in another two months and in the meantime I will be keeping a careful eye on you guys to make sure you are not doing anything foolish, like what I did.

All the best, Alan
 
Well, Alan, I haven't come across you before, being a newbie around here still, but you are a very funny man! Wow, and what a fit one too, or just mad? Long cold showers???? Whew! I'm off for a hot bath now!
 
Alan you do seem to be doing great, despite your lack of attribution of your 'problems'.

You say you can't walk far, then describe a series of days that would have just about anyone calling for a halt.

Keep it up I say!

Cheers
Steve
 
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Hi Alan

What fantastic post... Love the swimming, I am a big fan of the pool for continuous rehab and then improved fitness.

Thank you so much for being such an inspiration xx Sandy
 
Great update Alan. You are quite the wordsmith and your posts are a real treat. Thank you especially for that abstract you put together in your first post. I know everyone walks a different path to recovery but it is really helpful to have an idea of what one might encounter each day.
 
Thanks for the update Alan. Sounds like you have been a busy guy. Long may it continue! Please keep in touch!
 
Hallo, Folks,

I think it would be fair to say that my recovery has been smooth, compared with the difficulties I have been reading about in this past year. Thank you all for your continuing support and encouragement.

More specifically, Steve. You say that I don't attribute my problems to anything. You're right, so without too much detail, all I would say is that if I try to go too far and too fast the muscle structures around the operation site get tired and then sore and then I can finish limping again. So what, you may say; that pretty much applies to all of us. Agreed, and I should be satisfied with what I can do, and in a way, I am.

Last week, a former pupil of mine in an English class died fairly suddenly. I was 26 at the time and he was 16. He was an awkward, talented boy, always in trouble with the authorities. He later became a senior staff member on our local newspaper, where he did a fine job and made lots of friends and admirers. And now he isn't here any more, and I am.

This makes me ashamed that I am not satisfied with how I am after the hip operation. I can't help it. It's how I am. I don't want to be simply "not dead". Life is for living and that means you still aspire to things. In my case, where physical things are concerned I want to be as good as I can possibly be, given that some of the equipment is starting to wear out.

So, some time in the future I want to be able to tell you that I have taken part in a 2 mile open water swimming event and climbed a 3000 foot mountain again, not necessarily at the same time. Until I can do one or both of those things, they will be aspirations and they will drive me forward.

Watch this space.

All the best, Alan
 
I think it's fantastic that you have those goals Alan. Just don't be too hard on yourself if you can't do it all tomorrow. Your determination will see you to that swim and that mountain - without a doubt!
 
I like the way you think Alan. As long as our drive doesn't hurt anyone along the way, or ourselves, then what the heck. And we couldn't change if we wanted to anyway.

Keep at it....and keep us posted,

Z
 
Alan your humor and writing is inspirational.

Thank you for keeping this person not thinking about my hip .
Keep posting.

Cindylu
 
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