I literally live a stones throw from Sunnyvale, in Santa Clara. Toss a rock over the fence, and it's in the yard of someone in Sunnyvale

No houses for $31,500 anymore, thats for sure. Still love it here. Don't know if we'll retire here, but for the next decade or so, we are staying put. Currently work in Sunnyvale, too!
As for log leg, it didn't happen after my first surgery. I had no issues raising my leg leg at all. After my RTHR - Houston, we had a problem. I'm almost 6 weeks out, and still dealing with it a little bit. I don't have to use my hands to sling my leg around anymore, but I definitely have to make an effort to get it past a certain height when getting into cars with higher door sills, etc. It's not permanent, but definitely been the most irritating part of this recovery.
Speaking of the boonies in Tennessee, my grandparents had several places there when I was growing up. First place was outside of Jellico - they actually lived in Kentucky, but Jellico was the closest town to them. Later on they moved to the outskirts of Knoxville.