I relate to your story so much. I was doped up on high morphine levels my first week. When I was awake, I was a sloppy mess of emotional frustration, much to my dismay.
I too have teenagers awaiting my arrival... Boys.... Slightly less drama than girls, but with one just having graduated high school, and thinking he can do whatever he wants now, being home to keep an eye on things has been a bit of a blessing in disguise. Word to the wise, hide the assortment of pain pills from day 1, even if you don't think your own would take them. We learned the hard way after a previous surgery, when we suspected our boys for the disappearing meds despite attempts to hide the drugs. We finally caught one of the 'friends' digging through drawers and stealing a handful while all he other joys were playing video games in the living room. If the kids and friends never see the drugs, far easier to keep safe.
I digress. Glad you are finally free from the hospital. Try using a rope or yoga strap to lift your log leg onto the bed. Also momentum helps, sort of a backward roll with both legs, then Palm your way up to comfortable spot. And yes, cool showers! I nearly passed out after my first hit one too. Not sure why they don't warn of that.
You've had a crummy start for sure. My turning point was week three but that was after a setback of about a week. So maybe 2 weeks is the magic number for less drugs and life somewhat do-able. As for the wife that likes things perfectly clean, well as long as she's willing to follow around behind you picking up he **** you drop... Hahahah. Just thank her and ask for help. My husband gets more mad when I try to do something and make a big mess...... Example... Dropped all of the delicious kabobs, just grilled, onto the floor right next to the dirty trash can trying to carry the plate and push a walker. Don't mess with a mans grilled meat! Good luck!!!
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