Probably ho-hum for those that have been through it, but to me the whole thing has been amazing. Took a lot of notes in the hospital because I wanted to share the experience, and am sure many will find this "tl - dr", but here goes...
9/11 Surgery Day
Went to the hospital, spent about 10 minutes in the waiting room...got scrubbed up, IV started, and they took me to a 'pre-anesthesia' area. A nice gentleman there told me about what they were going to do for anesthesia, and it sounded like it was going to hurt. A lot. He said they were going to do a spinal injection and then some kind of deep thigh injections, after they gave me 'something in the IV'.
It seemed like 5 minutes later I was waking up in recovery and they were all done. Amazing. No recollection of ANYTHING from the time he said 'something in your IV' until waking up in recovery. A few minutes later, I was up in my room.
Felt great for the first hour or so...no anesthesia hangover, no pain at all. Talking to the wife and kids like it was just another day. They gave me some oxycodone and a meal (which I chowed down, having not eaten since the night before). Family left and PT came in to get me to stand up. Instead, I chose to vomit. They decided they'd try again the next day. Although...I never saw those same PT people again...hmmm.....
After up-chukking and resting on the x-axis for a while for about 20 minutes, felt much better. When I was getting sick, the pain was probably an 8 or 9, and after some more meds, it went down to about 6 pretty quickly. Watched the Red Sox, texted a bunch of friends, and that was it for Day 1. I expected some kind of anesthesia hangover, but it never happened.
9/12 Post Surgery Day 1
Woken up at about 2am and 530am for meds. Weird, but I didn't really mind being woken up because it made me thankful to know I was getting sleep.
Was finding during the day that, much like pre-op, there were positions that I could lie in where my pain was actually close to zero. But, per the advice of this board, still took them up on every single offer for medication. I think the first couple times I had the oxycodone, I got like a 10 second lightheadedness about 30 minutes after taking, otherwise, aside from pain reduction (awesome), no other impact (also awesome).
7AM - pain every manageable...3 PT sessions on walker use, in and out of chairs...to bathroom and back.
Pain well managed and they're telling me I'm likely to go home the next day. (I still can't even believe that...two knees replaced...home in about 48 hours). My hope is to get off the meds as soon as possible, so I can switch over to IPA therapy ;-)
Knees were kinda achy, but the most severe pain (both legs) was at the top[ of my calf. I was told that they injected something like Novocaine into my knees before closing uo. So far, as of 8:30 PM...all muscle pain.
At this point, I'm surprised at how close I feel like being able to work already. The pain wasn't that bad (miracle?) and other than a few seconds of oxy-induced lightheadedness from the first one, no real brain fog. Able to do a lot of reading and writing from the position I was in in the hospital bed. Thought perhaps the knees would start barking more once the 'novocaine-like' stuff wore off. But, to this point (and still) - I was really glad I decided to go the two-fer route.
9/13 Post Surgery Day Two
Tough night sleeping. Felt like my knees were being strangled and tons of pain (8+). Couple doses of oxy and other stuff made no difference. However, the dose I had at 6 am DID make a difference. When I asked my doc about it in the morning, he explained that whether the oxy worked or not was dependent on what was causing the pain. He said if it was due to swelling, the oxy wouldn't touch it. The 'strangling sensation' I was feeling during the night must've been swelling, because it wasn't there so much in the moring and the meds brought my pain down to about 4 or 5. Overall, kind of a rough night.
In the morning, a new pain cropped up at the top of both thighs. I'm told it was due to tourniquets. If it were the only pain I was feeling at the time, it would have been miserable, but that day, it was just another thing.
Met with PA and doc...decision to go home or not would be up to me and PT. Stunned that I'm talking about going home, less than 48 hours after getting bones in both legs sawed, drilled and hammered.
Right knee hurts worse than the left, which was odd because the OS said that on x-ray, the left looked worse.
Got some oxy at 10, hoping it would kick in and I could handle the stairs and go home.
Handled the stairs okay. Nowhere near as difficult as I thought it would be. PT kept telling me to slow down with the walker...probably good safety advice.
I still cannot believe that...after what they did...so recently...I can actually stand on my own two feet already. Amazing.
Came home around 3 yesterday afternoon.
Had some 'positioning' issues trying to get comfortable last night, otherwise ok. Long road ahead, I know - it's strange how I can be sitting here in absolutely no pain (zero)...like right now...but make the slightest movement and it changes the whole story. All in all soooooo glad I made the two-fer choice! I'm off the rest of this week and all of next week, scheduled for half days the week after that. Unless there are significant setbacks, looks like that's going to be easy.
Sorry for such a lengthy post...