I'm firmly ensconced in the land of If It's Not One D**d Thing It's Another."
I decided to take a one mile walk. As I set out, I noticed that my belly ached just a tiny bit. Ignored it. At the 1/4 mile point, it was getting difficult to pour myself into my usual fantasies or even everyday thoughts and plans--more bellyache. Half a block later I paused: take the interesting side trip or not?
I decided the belly pain would surely not get any worse. Started walking down the side street... the pain did get worse. Turned around.
Nearing the decision point--full mile vs half mile?--I knew I'd be very fortunate to complete the half mile and get home.
Don't know when I've walked so slowly! That belly pain was determined... but determined to do what?
I considered calling my husband, but that seemed silly--I could be home on my own in the length of time it would take him to get dressed, drive around the corner, heave the UpWalker into the trunk (knowing him, he'd very carefully take it apart and fold it up first), ease me into the passenger seat, and drive home.
Got to the foot of our driveway. Not very steep, but... such tiny steps I took. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Got into the garage and there he was, that wonderful man!
I managed to get into bed while explaining my plight: the very same mysterious belly pain (left quadrant) that's flattened me three times and sent me to the ER twice had returned. I'd had two ultrasounds with contrast and tons of blood work that showed nothing that could cause it, yet it was back. WHY?
While he called my gastroenterologist, I placed a heating pad on High on my belly. By the time they got back to us, the pain was waning. No need for ER, thank goodness.
Sooo. Just got back from the hospital lab. Results should arrive next week--a metabolic panel, C-reactive protein, and something I forget. Perhaps one day I'll get an answer.
I feel fine, and I'd be outside finishing my walk at this moment except--it's about 6 minutes after 4 pm, and sunset--how dare it!--was at 3:58.
There's always tomorrow. By the way, before the belly nonsense set in, I noticed such an interesting thing on my walk: I felt some back pain, strain, stiffness, etc. But only on the left side! The side that has not yet had its rhizotomy!
I can hardly wait for December 24, when the left side will be done!
