Well, I am flattered! But I doubt you'd ever get me in a long haul flight! Not my kind of thing! As for your pain sites, these are they, yes? I'd say that the blue one is probably one of these Psoas tendinitis Lateral femoral cutaneous nerve entrapment And the red is very likely caused by the muscle called Pes Anserine I think this is highly unlikely. Much more likely that you have tendinitis. Tell me, are you taking any pain meds for this? Are you engaged in much exercising or PT?