Oh no, I think when everyone wakes up and sees this, things could get rough.
Do men in England really look up at a waitress or worse yet a waiter and say, "I would like a spotted dick"? If the waitress smiled I'd be happy. If the waiter smiled, I'd hit him!!
shredded suet, equivalent to butter or the little blobs i buy for the fird feeder?
Sounds like our "pig in a blanket"...hot dog or sausage wrapped with dough and baked.