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[Bonesmart.org] For Guys Only..Top Secret Man Stuff

This is the stuff.
If you wives leave it laying around, don't touch it..It is a trap.
If you use it, you will look like a skinned possum.
It is evil..
They may leave it anywhere...If you can't stand it and you think it is just soap like I did, don't use it on your privates...You'll be very sorry.
 
Doug, Doug.....you KNOW with a post title like you typed, EVERY woman on this site will RACE to view what you wrote. But you knew that, didn't you, you devil!!! Did you actually try to use this scrub as soap????? If so, you have my sympathy.
 
We have a "club" at school based on the Little Rascals---it is called the "HE-MAN WOMAN HATER'S CLUB." The women would always meet and go out for lunch and such, so the guys got together and we do it, too, but we go out for breakfast on weekends and DO NOT INVITE ANY WIMEN! We also have this double-secret handshake and high sign...

Tim C.

BTW---I am President For Life.
 
Never, Ever, Under Any Circumstances, Allow A Woman To Use Your Razor. When She Is Done With It, You Might As Well Shave With A Chain Saw.

Tim C.
 
Jamie, somewhere in the past, I think Patti posted one for women only...Of course us guys sneaked a peek and eventually one of us posted and things digressed rapidly.

Well before that there is a post where I was soaking in the tub doing my bending and stretching and saw that tube of devil inspired sand laying there. Yep I just scrubbed up and didn't realize what damage I had done until I dried off..
 
You POOR thing, Hon. I can only imagine your pain!!! Well, look how much wiser you are now. Bet your wife got a good laugh out of it, though. We women are mean sometimes and find humor in the strangest things.
 
First of all .....men HAVE no secrets...wanna know WHY??????

ask me why!

WE WIMEN WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!! THAT'S WHY!
 
Nope---not in the Campbell houselhold---the rule here is---if you wear it, and you get it dirty--you wash it! Seriously, I have done countless loads of laundry---and when they were old enough, we taught the kids to wash their clothes, as well. As for my officiating duds, I wear 'em, I wash 'em---that way, I know that they are clean and washed AND PRESSED (YES I IRON!) the way I like 'em.

Tim C.
 
Tim...bless your heart. You are a rare man. You do your family proud.
 
I do most of the wash at my house. I did three loads today. If my wife needs something ironed real well she asks if I will do it...I used to have to help iron my dads Navy uniforms..
My son does his clothes.
I don't do my wife's under stuff..Me and those things just don't get along well.
I cut coupons out of the paper today...I'll go shopping tomorrow after I take my son to school and I'll have supper ready for her when she gets home from work!!
Patti, what's a few skidmarks anyway??
 
I wash my husbands underwear and know ALL about him! But, the Marine in him has never left and even if I fold his underwear, he'll refold it to get it just perfect and lined up in the drawer. Talk about OCD!!!! I just scrunch up my undies and toss them in the drawer but he'll take the time to fold them for me all perfectly lined up. He's good at scrubbing floors and toilets too. He just asks me to clean the sink so he doesn't have to full with things like Apricot scrub on the countertop! I think I'll keep him just for his excellent cleaning capabilities. He'll outclean me anyday. Not only was he a Marine but he was the son of a Marine so it's all he knows.
 
I umpire tomorrow. My uniform is already washed and ready to go, and my plate shoes have been cleaned, polished, and spit-shined. When I get home tomorrowfrom the game, I will put the dirty stuff into the machines---wash them and dry them, then hang them up in their rotation (three games worth of clean uniforms).

I also am OCD to a point.

Tim C.
 
Wow....I am SO impressed by you guys! My circle of friends are like Patti....wimmen do the laundry. 'Course, I want it that way, cuz I do it better. That could be part of the problem. Control freak....perfectionist.
 
Jamie said:
You POOR thing, Hon. I can only imagine your pain!!! Well, look how much wiser you are now. Bet your wife got a good laugh out of it, though. We women are mean sometimes and find humor in the strangest things.
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Nah - I'm still having a chuckle at the image of that little nurse leading him ... um ... never mind - too cruel!
 
Uh hug, I know exactly where you were going with that one....Now that it is far enough in the past, I will admit, it would have been interesting to have a picture of me on a walker going down the hallway so afraid of snagging that cath tube...And the nurse just chatting away literally holding my uh, comfort, in her hands.
 
OK here is another difference between males and females:

A woman's idea of a sandwich: they also use nice linen napkins with these "sandwiches."

A guy's idea of a sandwich: No napkin needed with this one---that is what God made sleeves for, right?

Tim C.
 
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