Oh Karen, I am soooo sorry you had to return to work with all of your worst fears coming true. That's it! I'm turning in my retirement papers! Well, maybe not quite yet. I can get at least a couple of good months from working at home first. Every day I become more and more fearful of those commutes, because with the price of gas it's only getting worse and worse. The Baltimore Sun has been reporting daily about the late and overcrowded MARC trains. And I don't even want to think about Metro! It's like a herd of cattle in Union Station.
Your post really did make me laugh, though. I know it wasn't funny at the time, but I can certainly relate to the whole affair. I'm very short and can never reach the overhead bars so have often gone between stops balancing in the crush of humanity, sometimes with my feet barely touch the floor.
Anyway, better luck next week. It's going to be a while for me because my progress is just very slow with left leg (Lucy). You know, I've named them Lucy and Ethel. Even my physical therapist calls my new knees by name. Now I'll be sitting for up to 3-4 hours a day in a splint. That's when I may break down with my laptop and do some work from home. Ugh.
Let me know how next week goes. Good luck.
Sharon