Very funny Dave--I must admit that I have much enjoyed your humor over these last 6 weeks or so.
As for the Tarzan thing..that's a thought.
After thinking I'd be back to normal in a week or so, I hit a little snag--I overdid it. That's a surprise! On Saturday morning, I thought I was on top of the world. I walked around outside, went to my wife's work, was up and down my multiple stairs several times. By Saturday night, more or most of the drug wore off, my lower body was swollen like a tick, my black and blue marks had appeared, and my knees and right hip were sore. Sunday, I walked but also rested and on Sunday night I took Lortab at night. That helped.
Now, I have again realized that I am not Tarzan, I am a normal 51 y.o. male, and that I must take my recovery slow and easy.
Easier said than done.
Tom