Re: Airport Security Screening
Just don't do like a friend did when she was traveling home from Los Angeles.
Her husband told me the story--he went through first and either his hip or BTLR sent it off. So while he was waiting his wife went through--BTLR. Sure enough they told her to have a seat while they found a female TSA. One was found and sure enough she patted my friend down. Her husband says he told people standing by, who knew they were traveling together, that she was insane. He said it was the only possible explanation for her actions. See when the TSA started to pat her down my friend started going "oooh, ooooh. Nope a little lower. Ahhhhhhh that's the spot--harder, harder". After the red faced agent walked away--her comment to the people standing around was "I needed that massage". Did I say she's in her 70's and her kids have told me they don't dare taking her out in public anymore for fear of what she will do. I told them they get embarrassed to easily. :hehe: